Two Types of Women

I currently got home from work (today’s shift was 8pm-5am) and after dealing with the fast food industry my mind has been ram shackled. The result is today's article. Let me explain the two different types of women. You got preppy anorexic she bitches that wear designer clothes, call them whatever you want, but I refer to them as "society whores". However, on the opposite side you got depressed fat asses with acne problems. I refer to this group as "pig bitches". The "society whores" are materialistic and high maintenance, while the "pig bitches" are ugly and materialistic. Sadly, both involve materialism. "Society whores" chase after fast cars, and pretty boys who play sports. I personally hate all sports because lazy African Americans dominate the field. Let's pay them three million a year to throw a shitty ball through a hoop. Makes no sense, however loyal Americans like watching men touch each other on the ass. Meanwhile, KFC lovin' "pig bitches" enjoy food, jewelry, and anybody with a job that can take care of their binge eating habit. You take her out to the $12.99 'all you can eat' buffet and she gets the price down to 50 cents a plate. However, with a "society whore" you might lay down $500-$600 before she gets naked. You lose either way you go. I turned 19 years old last month, and I have yet to venture into the dating hoax mainly because the thought of getting a girl pregnant and paying child support to a greedy female really scares me. Taking a non-lubricated broom handle up the ass would make more sense than paying alimony to a shitty mother who lives for new cell phones and designer jeans. I love myself to much too ever slide down that road, even if it results in dying alone. I don't get along well with others, so the whole relationship manifesto would end with verbal abuse. I handle social activities in short time frames, such as going to work or talking briefly with friends or family. I prefer to eat alone, drive alone, sleep alone, etc. I enjoy the company of a dog or cat over a filthy loud mouth human. People are mindless and brainwashed by advertisements and government controlled education. I can count the true number of people who care about me on one hand and I believe everyone is in the same boat. The government doesn't care about you, nor does your neighbor, teacher, or boss. They might be sad if you were to died or go missing, but let a few years pass and see what happens. Life goes on and in the end you must know yourself before knowing others.

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P.S. – I won’t be posting tomorrow (12/29/12) or the day after (12/30/12). I reserve the weekend for sleeping in late, but feel free to send me an email anytime at travel.trailer.hermit@gmail.com